Ask me anything

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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No.

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

"I didn’t need
you
to fix me.
I needed you to
love
me while
I fix
myself."

- (via her-honey-bunches-of-oats)

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.